TwoDragons has a good post
about feeding children. We were doing good with our kids until one day I made the mistake of telling Josh where hamburger came from.
Josh: Dad? Where does hamburger come from?
Josh: [stunned silence for ten seconds or so while eyes enlarge to approximately the size of Hummer hubcaps] COWS!!!!
Me: Yeah. You got a problem with that?
Josh: Why do we eat cows?
Me: Because it's against the law to eat liberals.
Deep shit time again, but it was worth it!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!