Aaaarrrggghhhh! Must . . . control . . . urge . . . to . . . strangle . . . management. Deep breath (in . . . out Man, I gotta quit smoking one of these days!). Now I'm supposed to find out about something that happened ten years ago. Ten years ago? Even the IRS only requires you to keep records for seven years! I don't remember what the hell I did yesterday! How are you supposed to get any work done when you have to stop and dig out shit that happened before you even started that part of your job??? Wait . . . deep breath . . . well, maybe just stop and think for a moment. Don't want another coughing jag there.
Had a Knights of Columbus meeting last night that ran for almost two and a half hours. I was not pleased. I keep getting more things to do in the same amount of time. I wonder if anyone knows how to squeeze more time into a day. If anyone has any ideas, please let me know. I would do with less sleep, but I'm getting by on about five hours of sleep a day as it is.
Another day, another dollar. Yeah, I got a raise, how 'bout that?
See, Laurence? I can't compete with your level of insanity. Give me time and I'll see what I can do.